but i like short skirts and booty shorts , all human boys are weaklings dad finding a strong one like us is like finding the holy grail, parties are a part of my social life they revolve around me, i guess you don’t want grandkids besides i’ll be DYING by then, what kind of person waits that long to drink, i wanna cut school with boys because i don’t really need an education to be rich since i’m already rich, conspiracies with trunks is our only bonding time though, you always listen to my pleading, but goten is cute, so is his dad, i like skimpy bathing suits because i’m confident with myself, DAD WHENEVER I SHOW MY FRIENDS TO YOU : YOU GIVE THEM THIS SCARY VIBE AND THAT EVIL EYE, and looks like i won’t be having my phone for a month then because i just talked back!!
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no short skirts, no booty shorts, no texting weakling boys, no parties, no sex until you're 90, no drugs, yes alcohol but at 55 & i will teach you to drink responsibly, no cutting school to hang out with boys, no dating until you're 70, no conspiracies with trunks to try to get your way, no pleading. no is no. no flirting with goten, no talks of kakarots features, no skimpy bathing suits, no going over to peoples' houses unless I meet them, no back talk because if you do - no phone for a mon